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More politifakes by terroraustralis

terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.

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More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - February 22, 2013, 3:01 pm
Sad but true, though to be fair, the crazies shouting have essentially taken over the party by making it's leaders think they're the majority... Basically impossible to tell if they are or not, the sane ones are afraid of getting sh** if they speak up.
Rudedog - February 22, 2013, 1:39 pm
The silent majority of moderate Dems and GOP are muted by the fringe nut jobs.
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 8:16 am
There are a few rational ones still out there (I think?) Unfortunately they're being shouted down by the crazies, like at McCain's town hall fiasco the other day.
Renza - February 22, 2013, 8:03 am
Isn't saying things like "fact-based", "truth", or "real" just a fancy way of saying no republicans?

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More politifakes by calron

calron - April 25, 2015, 2:47 pm
I find it rather odd that God would send someone to eternal suffering for not picking the "right" belief when he gives no evidence of what is right. Sounds like God is a major league (unprintable).
rebeccaolsen - April 25, 2015, 2:22 pm
Then I'm going to hell :) Beer every Sunday for moi.It's Sunday! Microbrew day. duh!
calron - April 25, 2015, 2:15 pm
No beer on Sunday, it's Unchristian.
Zeitguy - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
"In God we trust"